I pretended to be homeless and walked into a store to find my heir — what happened there nearly knocked me to my knees.

“Why?”

“This is content.”

“Content?”

“My followers will love this.”

He pointed the camera toward me.

“Say you need food.”

I turned away.

He laughed harder.

“Come on, man. I’ll tag the store.”

That moment depressed me more than I expected.

Not because he was cruel.

Because cruelty had become entertainment.

I continued.

A cashier whispered something to another employee.

A woman pulled her child closer as I passed.

A man in a business suit looked directly through me.

Twenty-five minutes.

Thirty.

I began to regret the entire idea.

Not because everyone had failed.

Because I had designed a test that made me dislike humanity.

Then a young floor manager approached.

His name tag read: CORYN.

Maybe twenty-eight.

Neatly trimmed hair.

Blue manager vest.

He kept a polite distance.

“Sir?”

“Yes.”

“A few customers have complained.”

“About me?”

“About the smell.”

I nodded.

“That seems fair.”

He looked slightly relieved that I was reasonable.

Then:

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

“Could I buy something first?”

“Do you have money?”

I reached into my coat and pulled out two coins.

He stared.

“That’s all?”

“Yes.”