First woman: “Too bad you didn’t check the freezer… we’d both still be alive.”
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Marital suspicions:
Two women discuss their relationships. The first firmly announces that she is considering filing for divorce.
The second woman asks: “Why?”
The first woman explained: “I caught my husband accompanying another woman to the cinema!”
The second question: “Do you know this woman?”
The response came quickly: “Never seen it before.”
The following response is thought-provoking: “Have you considered an alternative explanation? Why didn’t you follow up to find out more?”
The conclusion was unequivocal: “I couldn’t, my partner had already seen the film.”
A matter of perspective:
A man discovers his wife in bed with a short man.
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The man asks, “What are you doing? You promised you wouldn’t cheat on me again!”
The response came quickly: “That’s right! As you can see, I’m reducing the size of my gaps…”
A gesture of generosity misinterpreted.
Returning from shopping, a woman catches her husband in bed with a charming young woman. The man tries to explain himself hastily:
“Darling, let me explain! On my way home from golf, I came across this young woman on the side of the road. She told me she had nowhere to go and hadn’t eaten for three days. So I took her home and gave her a meal. When I saw she had no shoes, I gave her one of your unused pairs. Then, noticing the state of her clothes, I gave her some of yours that you no longer wear. As she was leaving, she asked me, ‘Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’…”
